tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73976660327643690652024-02-07T02:15:38.654-08:00The Billionth Monkey<i>The Billionth Monkey</i> is the hilarious new weird fantasy novel from Richard Kaczynski.<br><br>In this blog, I will walk through the book and, post by post, explore its clues, Easter eggs, and references to popular and nerd culture. Some references are obvious, while others are what <i>Mystery Science Theater 3000</i> might call "1% jokes."<br><br>SPOILERS AHEAD. If you haven't read the book yet, you may want to explore the other pages in the nav bar below.Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.comBlogger167125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-57046403017419819542017-10-31T09:15:00.001-07:002017-10-31T09:16:27.237-07:00The Billionth Monkey is being used to teach Folklore and Literature<div data-contents="true">
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-67184450837838394302017-04-21T13:35:00.000-07:002017-04-21T13:36:19.495-07:00"Subverting Readers' Expectations through a Fictional Tarot Reading" posted online<div class="_5pbx userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id="js_mjo">
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-32782271106637640492016-10-24T12:46:00.000-07:002016-10-24T12:46:32.142-07:00Shakespeare and Marlowe acknowledged as collaborators on "Henry VI"<div data-contents="true">
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-73218595186517350512016-05-20T06:38:00.001-07:002016-05-20T06:38:13.672-07:00The latest review of "The Billionth Monkey" offers high praise indeed!I'm very honored to have a glowing review of <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> from fellow author <a href="http://www.robertdeanlurie.com/"><span class="_5u8u" data-offset-key="4np3l-1-0" spellcheck="false"><span data-offset-key="4np3l-1-0"><span data-text="true">Robert Dean Lurie</span></span></span></a><span data-offset-key="4np3l-2-0"><span data-text="true">. Better than <i>Good Omens</i>? *blush*
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has been compared to Douglas Adams and Neil Gaiman, but I will take that
one step further: I think this is better than Gaiman and Pratchett's <i>Good Omens</i>. I have read Kaczynski's nonfiction with avid interest for years, but <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> demonstrates that he is a born novelist. More please!
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Thanks so much, Robert! More fiction is on the way (along with more nonfiction).
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-61784657588332829022016-05-04T09:12:00.002-07:002016-05-04T09:12:29.401-07:00May the Fourth Be With You!<div data-contents="true">
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99¢ in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Billionth-Monkey-Richard-Kaczynski-ebook/dp/B01068FHRG">Kindle</a>, <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/the-billionth-monkey/id1017535979">iBook</a>, and <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-billionth-monkey-richard-kaczynski/1122181197">Nook</a> formats.<br />
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-47884369595411005432016-04-22T16:16:00.000-07:002016-04-22T16:18:17.096-07:00"The Billionth Monkey" ebook on sale this weekendSpare a tree + feed a writer: <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> ebook is only 99¢ this Earth Day weekend! Available in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Billionth-Monkey-Richard-Kaczynski-ebook/dp/B01068FHRG">Kindle</a>, <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/the-billionth-monkey/id1017535979">iBook</a>, and <a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-billionth-monkey-richard-kaczynski/1122181197">Nook</a> formats.<br />
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-85691815267335523982016-03-13T12:01:00.002-07:002016-03-13T12:23:41.867-07:00What kind of book post does Facebook "like"?One benefit of blogging virtual footnotes to <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> and posting links on the book's Facebook page is that it gives me data about what posts have more "reach" than others. Here's what I discovered:<br />
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<b>Links to illustrated blog posts.</b><br />
On the <i>Billionth Monkey</i>'s Facebook page, links to blog posts that contain an image had an average reach of 500 people. This number was slightly correlated to likes/shares/comments (r=.44). This makes sense, since likes potentially mean the post shows up in other users' feeds. The size of the correlation, however, isn't huge, accounting for only 20% of variation in a post's reach.<br />
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<b>Performing poorly:</b></h3>
<b>Links to blog posts with no images.</b> <br />
I just couldn't find an image for a handful of posts, and these performed significantly worse than those for illustrated entries. These posts had an average reach of 123. This number may be exaggerated (skewed) by one post that performed much better than all the others. The median reach for these posts was just 41, compared to a median reach of 524 for illustrated blog posts.<br />
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<b>Non-blog posts that self-tag.</b><br />
In various book-related news and announcements on the <i>Billionth Monkey</i> Facebook page, I also tagged the page itself. These posts also performed poorly, with an average reach of 93. As with the previos category, one high-performing post skews the distribution. The median reach for these posts was just 11.<br />
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(NB: Self-tagging the <i>Billionth Monkey</i> page did not affect the reach of posts that linked to illustrated blog content.)<br />
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<b>Posts using the word "sale."</b>There was an ebook flash-sale in February to celebrate the Year of the Monkey. All posts about the sale had an average reach of only 21. This does not include one promoted post which also appeared at this time.<br />
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<b>Links to Amazon.com.</b><br />
Occasionally I linked to Amazon.com in order to let people know where to purchase the book, or to draw attention to a new review. These posts had an average reach of 24.<br />
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This suggests that posts linking to illustrated blog content had a reach over ten times greater than non-illustrated blog content, and roughly twenty times greater than commercial posts (i.e., which used the word "sale" or linked to a commercial website).<br />
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<b>A few caveats</b><br />
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I'm only counting the 61 posts since late December 2015. The way Facebook calculates reach apparently changed significantly around Christmas. Prior to that, the "reach" reported by Facebook for my posts is consistently around 1/20th of what is reported after that date. Rather than confound these results with two different methods of calculating reach, I stopped collecting data prior this point.<br />
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Since the number of post "likes" seems to affect reach, it's difficult to know whether posts are low-performing because Facebook's algorithms limit the reach of certain types of content, or if poor performance is related to people just not being interested in certain types of posts. However, I found that reach is somewhat correlated with likes (r=.44), and the number of likes on all of my posts was pretty consistent. So I'm inclined to think that the substantially limited reach of these posts has less to do with the number of likes and more to do with Facebook's algorithms for who sees what in their news feed.<br />
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In conclusion, here's an image from Giphy to help more people see this post on Facebook:<br />
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-28040751246405546142016-02-26T06:46:00.001-08:002016-02-26T06:46:27.285-08:00Hey Kids! This novel comes with a comic bookThe <i>Hamlet Special Edition</i> comic flip-book was a very late development in the <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>’s<i> </i>production. Imagining all the tie-in websites (as discussed in this blog), I wanted to have a <i>Hamlet Special Edition</i> comic book cover over at <a href="http://www.stanleysmarvelouscomics.com/">Stanley’s Marvelous Comics</a>. In speaking to a few artists about this idea, I found myself saying, “This art won’t appear in the actual book. It will be used on a website that only <i>some</i> readers will discover.” Eventually I started asking myself, “Why shouldn’t it appear?” That was when I imagined putting a fake back cover on the book. Alas, I couldn’t do that without some content to go with it…and so what started as an afterthought became a major part of creating <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>.<br />
I decided to take Act I, Scene I, of <i>Hamlet</i> and script it as a bronze-age comic book with George Lucas-like additions of extra stuff to the backgrounds. Although this was parody, my intellectual property lawyer advised me to avoid doing anything that obviously copied <i>Star Wars</i>. This was disappointing, as I’'m a big fan who sees <i>Star Wars</i> parodies all the time; but I’m also a big fan of staying out of court. So we went <i>Star Warsy</i> instead. Nevertheless, fans will get what I’m talking about. The great <a href="http://larocque-imaginarium.ecrater.com/">Greg LaRocque—</a>who has drawn everything from the Flash to Spider-Man—thought this sounded like fun, and agreed to do the art.<br />
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The first page begins characteristically with “A long time ago…” In addition to the mashup with <i>Hamlet</i>, we find a gag based on the “moose bite” sequence at the end of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/"><i>Monty Python and the Holy Grail</i></a> (1975). My conclusion may sound like an echo from earlier in the same film where the animator suffers a fatal heart attack, but that final footnote is actually an exact quote from Aleister Crowley’s <i>Sword of Song</i> (1904; rpt. 1906), where he did this exact same ridiculous gag some seventy years before the Pythons.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">In volume II of <i>The Workd of Aleister Crowley</i> (1906), the essay “The Excluded Middle" was among those appended to <i>The Sword of Song</i> (1904). The first footnote on the second page contains the gag quoted in <i>Hamlet Special Edition</i>. <br />
[Image scanned from an original 1906 “Essay Competition Copy” printed on India paper.]</td></tr>
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Page one shows us two moons over the castle Kronborg (rather than two suns setting on Tatooine). We also have some space-ships landing, suggesting the base on Yavin. The bottom panel recalls the first glance we got of Kylo Ren from <i>The Force Awakens</i> teaser, although the glowing sword here is more like Bilbo Baggins’ Sting than a lightsaber with side vents. The guard wears a uniform with a patch that is kinda-sorta shaped like the emblem of the Rebellion. The title “Revenge of the Kith” refers both to the title of Episode III, as well as the phrase “kith and kin” (Hamlet refers to Claudius as “A little more than kin, and less than kind.”)<br />
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On Page two, that first panel recalls the first glimpse we saw of Finn in the <i>Force Awakens</i> teaser. In the second panel, to go with the line “Not a mouse stirring” I asked for something in the background resembling a <a href="http://www.starwars.com/databank/mouse-droid">mouse droid</a> …which Greg supplied albeit in ironically oversized form! Horatio is supposed to remind us of the actor who originally portrayed Jabba the Hut in the deleted scenes from <i>Star Wars</i>, i.e. before he was replaced with CGI. Again, we weren’t going for an exact copy here so much as an approximation.<br />
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Page three gives us a random lizard with rider, decidedly non-Danish structures in the background, and for no apparent reason a small flying robotic probe.<br />
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On page four, my idea was to have the first appearance of the ghost resemble the original force ghost of Darth Vader at the end of <i>Return of the Jedi</i>, but we wound up going with something a little more generic just to be safe. We also have a weird critter in the background of panel 3.<br />
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Page five has a reference to my favorite scene in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/"><i>The Life of Brian</i></a> (1979): the graffiti “Romanes eunt domus.” Why is this here? Well...while every word in the comic is Shakespeare’s, many lines had to be trimmed to fit Scene I into just six pages. At this point in the uncut play, Horatio says,<br />
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In the most high and palmy state of Rome,<br />
A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,<br />
The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead<br />
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets<br />
As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,<br />
Disasters in the sun, and the moist star<br />
Upon whose influence Neptune’s empire stands</blockquote>
Thus the “Romans go home” reference acknowledges this edited-out passage. When the ghost reappears in panel two, he’s not quite as dark and unpleasant-appearing but instead resembles the Special Edition force ghost of Hayden Christiansen. The pole-arm in the bottom panel has a blade that kinda-sorta looks like the Rebel emblem (but is also a standard blade design in medieval weaponry).<br />
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Finally, on page six we see Horatio holding what might be the One True Ring, but it’s also supposed to suggest a Stormtrooper examining a droid part on Tatooine. And positions in the last panel of Claudius, Hamlet, and Gertrude is intended to mirror Uncle Owen, Luke, and Aunt Beru in <i>Star Wars</i>.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The last panel of <i>Hamlet Special Edition</i> recalls this scene from the original <i>Star Wars</i> (1977).</td></tr>
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When going to press, I discovered that while my hardcover printer was happy to do a flip-book according to my specs, CreateSpace flat-out refused to do it with the paperback. They said I could not print two books in one, and no amount of insisting that it wasn’t two books would get them to budge. We were faced with a last-second redesign of both the book and cover for the paperback edition. (Naturally this also applied to the eBook, as there’s no way to do a flip-book eBook.) As a result, on the paperback the fake back cover had to appear (mostly) right-side-up rather than flipped. In addition, because the comic book pages followed right-side-up after the end of the novel proper, that required me to include a grayscale version of the cover inside the book itself, It still works, it just wasn’t how I wanted the gag to work.<br />
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The dilemma was that this paperback reformatting left me with a blank page on the verso of the grayscale cover. Sure, I could have left it blank. Or put “this page intentionally left blank.” That would have been easy. But I don’t do easy. My wife suggested, “Put a fake ad there.” That suggestion sent me to my longboxes of comics, looking at the types of ads that appeared in bronze-age comics. I could have gone with sea monkeys. Or plastic soldiers. But instead I went with the classic bunch-of-crap ad instead.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bronze-age comic book ads, like this one from American Seeds, were the inspiration for the "Hey Kids" ad in <i>Hamlet Special Edition</i>.</td></tr>
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The next morning I licensed a bunch of retro clip art, dashed off captions for the imaginary products, and within an hour had a last-minute addition that is probably the single funniest page in the entire book. It makes up for the paperbacks not being the flip-book that I originally wanted. Sadly, this page doesn’t appear in the hardcover…so for the 100 of you who splurged, I’m sorry to say you need to get either the paperback or ebook to see this bonus page.Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-13930171641821987642016-02-25T08:09:00.002-08:002016-02-25T09:02:22.367-08:00The other cover: Hamlet Special EditionThe back cover of <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> was designed to look like the cover of a comic book. The idea was to have a flip-book with what purports to be an excerpt from the "authorized" graphic novel adaptation of <i>Hamlet Special Edition</i>. It was the kind of gag that I would have expected from a Monty Python book.<br />
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Since it turned out that I couldn’t do a flip-book for the paperback
or eBook versions (more on that in tomorrow’s concluding post), the cover appears after the acknowledgements in those
formats. That is why we’re talking about it at this point in the walk-through. The eBook includes this "other" cover in glorious
color, same as all the other illustrations. The paperback, meanwhile, reproduces it in grayscale but with the <i>color</i> version
appearing on the back cover—just not upside-down. For the true flip-book
experience, you’ll need to go with <a href="http://www.richard-kaczynski.com/index.php/home/books/the-billionth-monkey/">the limited-edition hardcover</a>: but don’t wait too long: as of this post, only 15 copies remain.<br />
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This cover I pays homage to Marvel’s <i>Star Wars</i> treasury edition, which pretty much every kid I knew growing up had. But it also pays homage to the original Hildebrandt movie poster...which was the basis of the Marvel version. Artist <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/reliquum">Robert Randle</a> loved the concept and ran with it, delivering a beautiful compromise between the two. Notice these artistic flourishes:<br />
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<li>The Death Star becomes a moon (I know, I know: that’s no moon, but…) </li>
<li>The disembodied head of Darth Vader becomes the Force ghost of King Hamlet </li>
<li>We see <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kronborg">the castle Kronborg</a> in the misty background</li>
<li>Luke is transformed into a classic-looking Hamlet</li>
<li>Leia is Ophelia—or is that OpheLeia?—with her right leg extending into the water...an absolutely brilliant adaptation on Robert’s part of the original pose </li>
<li>C3PO and R2D2 become the grave digger and Yorick. </li>
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The artwork is more Hildebrandt than 1970s Marvel in style, but that’s definitely an upgrade! I mean, who doesn’t love the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothers_Hildebrandt">Brothers Hildebrandt</a>? <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The cover of <i>Hamlet Special Edition</i> alongside its inspirations: the original <i>Star Wars</i> movie poster by the Brothers Hildebrandt, and the cover of Marvel Comics' <i>Star Wars</i> treasury edition.</td></tr>
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If you like Robert’s artwork as much as I do, you can purchase it in various forms at his <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/reliquum/works/15239435-the-billionth-monkey-hamlet-special-edition">Redbubble page</a>.<br />
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<a href="http://www.digitalpear.com/">Aaron Tatum</a> added the necessary graphics for that bronze-age comic book feel. The bar across the top is a Marvel convention from the era; Aaron went with red instead of the blue as in the treasury edition for maximum contrast. The Comics Code Authority seal was replaced with the Stanley’s Marvelous Comics seal (I really wanted to use the CCA seal, but my production deadline didn’t permit enough time to negotiate a license for using the image). We find the first issue published in February—consistent with events in <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>—for a price of 93 krone, the official currency of Denmark. This works out to be close to the list price on the paperback.The title at the bottom of the cover is done in a font that recalls <i>Star Wars</i> to drive home the three-way mashup.<br />
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I couldn’t have asked for a better realization of the concept: <i>Hamlet</i> meets <i>Star Wars</i> meets bronze-age Marvel. Plus all of this is in time for the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare’s death on April 23, 2016...which is why I thought the idea of an "authorized" graphic novel was funny: it’s not like Shakespeare is around to authorize it!Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-59120325508446298212016-02-24T07:36:00.000-08:002016-02-24T07:47:53.796-08:00Page 253: Real literature > Genre fiction<blockquote class="tr_bq">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The author standing under Washington Square Arch in Manhattan. Readers of <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> will understand why. Photo by K. Kurowski.</td></tr>
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On page 253 of <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> we find references to lauded writers of literary fiction. These include: <br />
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Roth">Philip Roth</a>, author of <i>Goodbye, Columbus</i> (1959) and <i>Portnoy’s Complaint</i> (1969) [not to be confused with novelist <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veronica_Roth">Veronica Roth</a>, who wrote the <i>Divergent </i>trilogy…although since the author’s first name isn’t specified, you could read it that way if you really wanted to]; </li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Tartt">Donna Tartt</a>, author of <i>The Secret History</i> (1992) and the Pulitzer prize-winning <i>The Goldfinch</i> (2014); </li>
<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Z._Danielewski">Mark Z. Danielewski</a>, whose debut novel <i>House of Leaves</i> (2000) enjoys a cult following for its visual or “signiotic” writing; </li>
<li>and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Pynchon">Thomas Pynchon</a>, the reclusive MacArthur fellow and author of the celebrated novel <i>Gravity’s Rainbow</i> (1973).</li>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Thanks to my friend Robert, I have a signed copy of Tartt's <i>The Goldfinch</i> (2014).</td></tr>
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King, Rowling, or Martin refer to popular genre fiction writers Stephen King, J. K. Rowling, and George R. R. Martin.<br />
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We also find references to the opening lines of classic novels:<br />
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“It was a dark and stormy night” are the opening words to Edward Bulwer-Lytton’s purple prose novel <i>Paul Clifford</i> (1830). The full sentence has been both praised and derided to such an extent that an annual <a href="http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/">contest for the “worst opening sentence”</a> is named after him. For the curious, here’s the full sentence: “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.”<br />
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“Call me Ishmael” is the opening line from Herman Melville’s <i>Moby Dick</i> (1851), ranked by the <i>American Book Review</i> as the best opening line of any novel.<br />
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Finally, James Joyce’s <i>Finnegans Wake</i> (1939) opens with the idiosyncratic words, “riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.”Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-41837932430565218942016-02-23T08:19:00.005-08:002016-02-23T08:37:13.611-08:00245–249: Calvalcade of NerddomA whole lot of nerdy allusions are packed into these few pages. Most of them don’t lend themselves to a full post, so I’ve combined them all here in rapid-fire succession. If <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> is ever made into a movie, this section should run alongside the end credits. :)<br />
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<li><b>Kobyashi Maru</b>: Introduced in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084726/"><i>Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan</i></a> (1982), the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru">Kobyashi Maru</a> is a Starfleet training simulation to test how cadets respond to a no-win scenario.</li>
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor"><b>Georg Cantor</b></a> (1845–1918) was a German mathematician who invented set theory, including the idea that infinite sets can be of different sizes and the existence of an “infinity of infinities.” Personally, I’m especially fond of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantor_set#Cantor_dust">Cantor dust</a>. </li>
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<li><b>Goggle Glasses: </b>This is a play on words for <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Glass">Google Glass</a>, the wearable computer built into what looks like a pair of spectacles. Given that “Google” resembles goggle, I thought that Goggle Glasses was a funny, if redundant, name for its fictional analog.</li>
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<li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycon"><b>Glycon</b></a> was a snake god whose cult, according to the Greek satirist Lucian, was a hoax perpetrated with a hand puppet. After writer Alan Moore came out as a magician in 1993, he was attracted to the idea of a god that is fake except in concept and that currently has no other followers, and thus <a href="http://fomaparty.blogspot.com/2011/04/alan-moore-words-worship-and-glycon.html">declared himself a devotee of Glycon</a>. Here is <i>Pagan Dawn</i>’s <a href="http://www.pagandawnmag.org/alan-moore-the-art-of-magic/">brand-new interview with Moore</a>, in which he elaborates on Glycon some twenty years on (along with many other interesting topics).</li>
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<li><b>Hagrid about to ride <a href="http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Sirius_Black's_motorbike">Sirius Black’s motorbike</a>: </b>This references the flying motorcycle that Hagrid operates in the <i>Harry Potter</i> movies/stories. It is also a pun on the idea that once you put a pair of goggles on our hermit, he resembles Hagrid more than <a href="http://www.thebillionthmonkey.com/2015/09/page-16-alan-moore-plus-bog-snorkelling.html">Alan Moore</a>. </li>
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<li><b>Beeee goood: </b>This is the famous scene from <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083866/"><i>ET: The Extraterrestrial</i></a> (1982), delivered by a loveable alien.</li>
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<li><i><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Horrors"><b>Tomb of Horrors</b></a></i> was an early Dungeons & Dragons module, S1, written by Gary Gygax in 1975. It still ranks as one of the top D&D advantures.</li>
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<li><b>Ewoks on the Galactic Senate: </b>This dialog came from an actual dinnertime conversation between my wife and me. I may be a <i>Star Wars</i> fan, but she leaves me in the dust. Plus she has a great sense of humor. I am a lucky man.</li>
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<li><b>Mountain Dew: </b>Along with Cheetos, it’s a staple of Dungeons & Dragons gaming sessions everywhere. For proof, I submit the following for your consideration:</li>
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<li><b>Natural 1: </b>In D&D, “natural” refers to the number resulting from a die roll without any modifiers, e.g. not counting for that +1 greatsword. With a 20-sided die, values of 1 and 20 are often given special treatment, and treated as “critical” roles. In these cases, a 20 would refer to a critical hit, while a 1 would refer to a critical fail…fumbling one’s weapon, the blade breaking, or some other extreme mishap.</li>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Both of these memes joke about rolling a "natural 1." (Image source: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/iflroleplaying">IFL Role-Playing</a>.)</td></tr>
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<li><b><i><a href="http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/PetaQ#petaQ">p’tak</a></i>: </b>Also spelled <i>petaQ</i>, <i>Pahtak</i>, <i>Pathak</i>, <i>p’tahk</i>, etc., this is a Klingon insult or curse word that you would call somebody. And exact translation is unavailable.</li>
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<li><b><a href="http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/And%C3%BAril"><i>Andúril</i></a>, </b>or the Flame of the West, is Aragorn’s sword which was reforged from the shards of Narsil, the sword with whose stub Isuldur defeated Sauron by cutting the One Ring from his hand. A copy was available from <a href="http://www.museumreplicas.com/p-1957-anduril-sword-latex.aspx">Museum Replicas</a>. </li>
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-55180862855787330732016-02-22T07:48:00.000-08:002016-02-22T07:48:32.440-08:00Page 246: The Gospel of Spurious Jesus<a href="https://www.facebook.com/richard.kaczynski/posts/337386082983100">Back in April 2012</a>, I actually had a dream in which someone came up with Spurious Jesus as a way to dismiss Gospel teachings that they disagreed with. “Spurious” in masonic lingo refers to fraternal groups that conduct the rituals of Freemasonry without proper authority: it may look like a duck and quack like a duck, but that doesn’t mean it <i>is</i> a duck. Therefore, anyone initiated as a duck can be dismissed as a non-duck if they were not made, passed, or raised as a duck in a duly recognized pond. “Spurious” can be thought of as a synonym for “counterfeit.” I had been doing a lot of research into obscure fraternal groups for my book <a href="http://www.richard-kaczynski.com/index.php/home/books/forgotten-templars-2/"><i>Forgotten Templars</i> (2012)</a>; somehow my subconscious melded these idea with Christianity and <i>viola</i>! A weird mash-up perfect for <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> was born.<br />
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Nicholas demonstrates his imperfect grasp of the Bible in his garbled references to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_at_Cana">the marriage at Cana</a>, the parable of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sheep_and_the_Goats">the sheep and the goats</a>, and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anointing_of_Jesus">the anointing of Jesus</a> (tragically confused with Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice’s version in <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Superstar"><i>Jesus Christ Superstar</i></a>, 1970).<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The cover for the London cast recording of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Superstar"><i>Jesus Christ Superstar</i></a> (1970).</td></tr>
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When it comes to the scary bits in the book of Revelation, commentators and pop culture pay a lot of attention to the Great Beast and the whore of Babylon. Less is given to ὁ ψευδοπροφήτης, or <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beast_%28Revelation%29">the False Prophet</a>, mentioned in chapters 16, 19, and 20. As an agent of the Great Beast, this character has supernatural powers and is called the Beast of the Earth. The job of the False Prophet is to infiltrate the Church and deceive the faithful. Not much of a description is offered, other than having two horns like a lamb and a voice like a dragon (see chapter 13). It is the False Prophet who causes people to receive the Mark of the Beast.<br />
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Finally, <i>The 666 Club</i> is intended as a low-budget rip-off of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_700_Club"><i>The 700 Club</i></a>, the long-running daily news magazine of the Christian Broadcasting Network. <i>The 666 Club</i> is only 95.14% as good as The 700 Club.Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-53093890650319344412016-02-19T07:08:00.001-08:002016-02-19T07:22:37.792-08:00Pages 243-244: Brushes with celebrityI didn’t want to name names when two scientists make a cameo on page 243 of <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>...but here’s a hint: these modern physicists are very famous--for physicists, at least! ;). If you haven’t figured it out, I’ll go no farther than to say their names rhyme with Neil deGrasse Schplyson and Brian Schplox.<br />
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Speaking of celebrities, the last Tweezer update in the book, on page 244, contains just one numerological Easter egg: it is 477 (from 477 likes), which equivalent to ΣΤΟΥΑ where ΣΤ=6.* While I dislike <a href="http://www.thebillionthmonkey.com/2016/02/page-232-bill-gatesantichrist.html">numerological "monkey tricks" like colel</a>, I’m not using this for any kind of exegesis; it’s simply because the normal values of Σ=200 and Τ=300 would have produced a sum larger than what I wanted at this point i the book (i.e., 971 likes). ΣΤΟΥΑ is the Greek transliteration of <a href="https://twitter.com/stoya?lang=en">Stoya</a>, the model whose photograph graces all these Tweezer status updates. This was my way, as we near the end of the book, to thank her once again for permission to use her photo. Thanks also to <a href="http://www.teamrockstarimages.com/">steve prue</a> for taking the photos and for permission to use them, and to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/deansamed">Dean Samed</a> for the awesome Photoshop work! Sorry, no previews or spoilers here: you'll have to read the book to see what I'm talking about.<br />
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* Some systems of Greek gematria treat the letter pair ΣΤ as the obsolete compound letter <i>stau</i>, and enumerate it as 6. See, e.g., Frederick Bligh Bond and Thomas Simcox Lea, <i><i>A Preliminary
Investigation of the Cabala Contained in the Coptic Gnostic Books and of
a Similar Gematria in the Greek Text of the New Testament, Shewing the
Presence of a System of Teaching by Means of the Doctrinal Significance
of Numbers, by Which the Holy Names Are Clearly Seen to Represent
Aeonial Relationships Which Can Be Conceived in a Geometric Sense and
Are Capable of a Typical Expression of That Order</i></i> (Oxford: B.H. Blackwell, 1917).Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-76704550932011678502016-02-18T06:31:00.001-08:002016-02-18T06:31:33.388-08:00240: Wicked movie rolesThe following actors, listed on page 240 of <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>, have all played Satan or a similarly devilish character in major movies:<br />
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<li>Al Pacino plays John Milton (Satan) in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118971/"><i>The Devil’s Advocate</i></a> (1997) [<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Milton">John Milton</a> is named after the author of <i>Paradise Lost</i>.]</li>
<li>Robert DeNiro portrays Louis Cyphre in one of my favorite movies, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092563/"><i>Angel Heart</i></a> (1987). </li>
<li>Jack Nicholson plays the devilish Daryl Van Horne in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094332/"><i>The Witches of Eastwick</i></a> (1987).</li>
<li>Before he was Aragorn in <i>Lord of the Rings</i>, Viggo Mortensen was Lucifer in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114194/"><i>The Prophecy</i></a> (1995).</li>
<li>Tim Curry played the decidedly devilish Darkness in Ridley Scott’s <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089469/"><i>Legend</i></a> (1985).</li>
<li>Elizabeth Hurley plays the Devil in the 2000 remake of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230030/"><i>Bedazzled</i></a>. </li>
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<br />Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-29615673021847955322016-02-17T10:08:00.003-08:002016-02-17T10:08:58.641-08:00Page 234-240: Haikus and Easter eggs about scienceOn page 234 we get in haiku form the well-known Higgs boson joke captured by <a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pyrjf">this meme</a>:<br />
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Turns out the particle has been the subject of <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/08/tech/higgs-boson-humor/">an awful lot of jokes</a>. There was plenty of talk about the Higgs boson in 2012 (approximately when <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> takes place), as on July 4 of that year <a href="http://press.web.cern.ch/press-releases/2012/07/cern-experiments-observe-particle-consistent-long-sought-higgs-boson">CERN announced</a> that it has detected a particle consistent with predictions of how the Higgs boson would behave. <br />
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In the Tweezer post on page 239, we find a representation of the numeral 1.239841930 x 10<sup>-6</sup>, a fundamental constant in physics which is derived from <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_constant">the Planck constant</a>, <i>h</i>, and the speed of light, <i>c</i>. It is known as the inverse meter-electron volt relationship as expressed in Ev units. There is no particular significant to my use of this constant: it was simply one whose digits fit my needs for this Tweezer post. Plus SCIENCE! The number repeats in the post on page 240, where we also pick up the number 1028...which, much to my chagrin, was a typo. I meant to use 1024, the number of values in a 10-bit binary word or 2<sup>10</sup>. But much like the Planck constant, it didn't signify anything other than my desire to sneak in an interesting number. Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-74625889874055905352016-02-16T06:11:00.000-08:002016-02-16T06:11:36.014-08:00Page 233: Creatio ex nihilo<i>Creatio ex nihilo</i> is Latin for “creation out of nothing,” and occurs primarily in philosophical, metaphysical and religious discussions. It often refers to the Biblical doctrine that God created the world out of nothing by simply uttering the appropriate words, e.g. fiat lux (“let there be light”). This contrasts with Parmenides’ maxim <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing_comes_from_nothing"><i>ex nihilo nihil fit</i></a>, “out of nothing, nothing is made.” Or as Rush sings, “You don't get something for nothing”:<br />
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<br /><i>Creatio ex nihilo</i> can be used in other contexts, as Nicholas does in his cooking metaphor. His remark <i>fiat lunch</i> is a pun on <i>fiat lux</i>.<br /><br />An early draft of the manuscript also had Nicholas saying “And when it comes to charcuterie, saltpeter is my rock.” While it isn’t used so much these days, saltpeter or potassium nitrate has been used for curing meats. In this context it’s also a pun on Matthew 16:18 (“And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.”). The Greek name Peter (Πέτρος, <i>Petros</i>) comes from the word πέτρα, <i>petra</i>, which means “rock.” This wordplay would have been obvious to Matthew’s readers, as the New Testament was written in <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koine_Greek">Koine Greek</a>. It’s kind of like writing a story about a wealthy boy and naming him Richie Rich. In the end, I decided to cut this line because I thought the joke was weak, and the dialogue punchier without it.Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-45679041190297442502016-02-15T09:53:00.000-08:002016-02-15T10:26:50.817-08:00Page 232: Bill Gates—Antichrist?From the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075005/"><i>Omen</i></a> trilogy (1976–1981) to the <i>Son of Satan</i> comics, we read on page 232 a list of ways in which the legend of Satan (and those presumably allied with him) has become positively epic in popular culture. One of the more obscure references here is to the notion that Bill Gates is the anti-Christ, based on the observation that his name—when the letters are translated into their corresponding <a href="http://www.asciitable.com/">ASCII</a> values—adds up to 666:<br />
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A = 65<br />
T = 84<br />
E = 69<br />
S = 83<br />
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I = 1<br />
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Check the math, it works.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Is Bill Gates the devil? Or at least Keyser Soze? Not so fast! <br />
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There are a few problems here, of course. To arrive at 666 we are forced to use not “Bill Gates” (as he is best known) but “Bill Gates III.” As opposed to “William Gates,” “William Henry Gates III,” or any other variation on his name. Also, there’s a problem with that “III” part of the solution: There is no ASCII symbol with a value of 1; that value is reserved for the SOH (start of heading) character. The numeral 1 has an ASCII value of 49, while the Roman numeral I (or capital i) has an ASCII value of 73…as we see in “BILL.” As you can see, numerology frequently proves some point through the use of elaborate contortions and tortured logic that would leave <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor">Ockham</a> twitching.<br />
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It reminds me of one of Aleister Crowley’s lines from “Ascension Day” in <i>The Sword of Song</i> (1904), whereby one:<br />
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[Does that make this a #MonkeyReference?] Crowley, of course, was guilty of such monkey tricks himself. The back cover of <i>The Sword of Song </i>transliterates his name as אלהיסטהר ה כרעולהי or ALHYSTHR H KR’VLHY. While not a bad transliteration, red flags rise with the use of the letter <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayin"><i>ayin</i></a> for “o” and the presence of the middle initial “E”...which is actually from his <i>first</i> name, Edward; Aleister is the Gaelic form of his legal middle name, Alexander...and never mind that, except for this one book, he never signed himself Aleister E. Crowley. Granted words are often transliterated or translated into Hebrew multiple ways: for example, Google Translate suggests <span class="short_text" id="result_box" lang="iw"><span class="hps">קראולי </span></span>for “Crowley,” but that throws off the math. At least AC warns you in plain English that his is a monkey trick. One might even call it a cynocephalus stunt. ;)<br />
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And don’t even get me started on the practice of <i>colel</i>, an optional ±1 so that if the number you get isn’t to your liking, you can use one of its neighbors instead if that’s better. Gematria can—and has—been used as a tool for exegesis, meditation, or even just plain fun (as I’ve done throughout <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>). But it’s far from an exact science. As we see with the above example, it frequently gets seriously abused and needs to be taken with several grains of salt.Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-70683666486335487562016-02-12T09:03:00.000-08:002016-02-12T09:09:32.623-08:00Page 230 – 231: Blond villain trope…literally!Casting blond actors as villains is a <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlondGuysAreEvil">well-known trope</a>. The examples that Nicholas Young rattle off on page 230 of <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> are: the despised boy-king from <i>Game of Thrones</i>; the emo affluenza-teen from the <i>Harry Potter</i> books/movies; Baron Harkonen’s feisty nephew from <i>Dune </i>(portrayed by Sting in David Lynch’s film adaptation); Rutger Hauer’s fantastic villain from <i>Bladerunner</i>; and Leonardo DiCaprio’s villain from <i>Django Unchained</i> (although he’s more of a dishwater blond).<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Gratuitous photo of Feyd Rautha (Sting) wearing nothing but a fancy codpiece in David Lynch’s 1984 big-screen adaptation of Frank Herbert’s sci-fi classic <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087182/"><i>Dune</i></a>.</td></tr>
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The discussion of “literally” on page 231 refers to the ballyhooed August 2013 news item about Merriam-Webster and Cambridge added to their dictionaries a new definition of literally that means “not literally true.” The explanation was that the definition should reflect the fact that so many people today use the word this way (i.e., incorrectly). By this logic, “supposably” and “irregardless” will undoubtedly be added to the dictionary, and plurals should end with an ’s. And you kids get off my lawn! (figuratively)<br />
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However, <a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/13/1308016-words-literally-oxford-english-dictionary-linguistics-etymology/">as National Geographic points out</a>, the non-literal usage of “literally” has a two hundred-year history in the English language. So arguably these dictionary definitions are simply catching up with the Oxford English Dictionary, which has listed the secondary meaning of “literally” since 1903 without any blow-ups, literally or figuratively.<br />
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Speaking of literally…the Bible is a text that many people read literally (either definition of the word may apply). The mention on page 231 of the number 144,000 refers to the last book in the Bible. Revelation makes two references to this number: In chapter 7, 12,000 members of each of the twelve tribes of Israel (12 x 12,000 = 144,000) are sealed, saved or redeemed from the tribulations visited upon the earth. Then in chapter 14, we hear of 144,000 who are sealed with the name of God upon their foreheads, and who sing a new song before the throne. Naturally, opinions differ as to whether this number is to be read literally.Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-36238811819071262602016-02-11T07:37:00.000-08:002016-02-11T07:37:57.043-08:00Page 229–230: Bad Science and Bad AngelsThe line “Erg, I’m dyne!” on page 229 is a bad science joke dressed up in a Scottish accent. In physics, an erg is a unit of energy equal to 10<sup>-7</sup> joules. A dyne is a unit of force equal to 10<sup>-5</sup> Newtons. Together, “<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erg">An erg is the amount of work done by a force of one dyne exerted for a distance of one centimeter.</a>” This is quite possibly the biggest groaner in <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>...but in my defense I didn’t invent the joke; it’s pretty well known among science nerds.<br />
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When Nicholas Young remarks “You monkeys really are incredibly stupid” (page 230), it isn’t just an obvious #MonkeyReference. He’s using the same disparaging term for humankind that we hear from Christopher Walken (the archangel Gabriel) and Viggo Mortensen (his unlikely ally) in the movie <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114194"><i>The Prophecy</i></a> (1995). In fact, at home “monkeys” is how my wife and I imagine our cats refer to us when plotting to overthrow the household. Finally, <i>Stoop!d Monkey</i> is the production company of Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, which is involved in the Adult Swim program <a href="http://www.adultswim.com/videos/robot-chicken/"><i>Robot Chicken</i></a>...which, like <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>, is also a cavaldade of pop culture references.Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-35540022281957099662016-02-10T08:42:00.000-08:002016-02-10T08:48:53.027-08:00Page 223: Another numerological Easter eggDestiny Jones’ Tweezer post on page 223 of <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> packs a pun into its numerological Easter egg:<br />
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<li>61 (from 61 likes) = אין, <i>ain</i>, nothingness.</li>
<li>61 also = בטן, <i>beten</i>, belly.</li>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Ain</i> is one of the "Three Veils of Negative Existence" in the Western esoteric Tree of Life.<br />
(Art by Frater Ash, image from <a href="http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Veils_of_Negative_Existence">Thelemapedia</a>.)</td></tr>
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Therefore Destiny has an empty belly and wants to eat something. <a href="http://www.badum-tish.com/"><i>Badum-tish!</i></a> [See also the related blog post for page 111, "<a href="http://www.thebillionthmonkey.com/2015/12/page-111-numerological-puns.html">Fun with Numerology</a>."]<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Fat Bastard from <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145660/"><i>Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me</i></a> (1999) spawned his own meme.</td></tr>
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-50425704475375654872016-02-09T08:48:00.001-08:002016-02-09T08:48:12.497-08:00Page 222: What’s in the box?There are only two acceptable answers to the question, “What’s in the box?”<br /><br />One is the oft-quoted scene from <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087182/"><i>Dune</i></a> (1984), in which the inquirer is Paul <span class="st">Atreides </span>(Kyle MacLachhan):<br />
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The other is this scene from the classic finale of <i>Seven</i> or <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114369/"><i>Se7en</i></a> (1995):<br />
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<br />Don’t click play on the YouTube video below if you haven’t seen the movie, as it’s well worth seeing in its entirety. If you know the film, then press play and reread this scene in <i>The Billionth Monkey </i>for all the little details included in my little homage. (Belanger’s injuries and elastic plasters at this point in our story even match those of Brad Pitt.) It’s one of many reasons that my wife often teased that I was actually writing a screenplay.<br />
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<br />OK, <span id="goog_114674620"></span><span id="goog_114674621"></span>I suppose there is <i><b>one </b></i>other answer to our titular question… (excuse the subtitles, this is the only version I could find on YouTube):<br />
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Who knows? Perhaps <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> has added another acceptable answer to the list.<br />
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<b>Trivia:</b> “<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734691/">What’s in the box?</a>” is also the title of a classic 1964 episode of <i>The Twilight Zone</i>.Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-5690769212926693022016-02-08T08:55:00.003-08:002016-02-08T08:55:31.042-08:00Pages 212–220: Reference ListAs <i>The Billionth Monkey</i> rockets toward its conclusion, the pop culture references come fast and furious. None on pages 212–220 qualify for a dedicated post, but here’s a breakdown of what you’ll encounter:<br />
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The Tweezer post on page 212 contains only one numerological Easter egg: 121 (from 121 likes) is the valuation of “play” transliterated as פלאי.<br />
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Next up on page 214 is the topic of Flemish self portraits, which refers to Nina Katchadourian’s series of cell-phone selfies which she calls “<a href="http://www.ninakatchadourian.com/photography/sa-flemish.php">Lavatory Self-Portraits in the Flemish Style</a>.” It was all the rage on social media when I was writing <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>, so it found a happy home in this scene.<br />
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<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortean_Times"><i>The Fortean Times</i></a> (page 217) is the glossy British magazine devoted to documenting the world of strange phenomena since 1991. Its namesake is American writer <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Fort">Charles Fort</a> (1874–1932), whose books documented anomalous and unexplained phenomena such as rains of frogs, <a href="http://www.thebillionthmonkey.com/2015/09/page-31-spontaneous-human-combustion.html">spontaneous human combustion</a>, ball lightning, UFOs, and teleportation (a term coined by Fort). The magazine’s circulation is approximately 14,000 copies, or 1/28th of the <i>London Times</i>.<br />
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The line “It’s an alien!” (page 217) comes from a gag in BBC’s Doctor Who spin-off series <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485301/"><i>Torchwood</i></a>. In the episode “Something Borrowed,” Gwen (Eve Myles) remarks “Look. One bit me last night. Don’t ask me to explain. I can’t. I’m pregnant, Rhys isn’t the father, it’s an alien.” Then, pointing to her belly, she reiterates, “<i>It’s an alien!</i>”<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">“It’s an <i>alien!</i>” as seen in the Torchwood episode “<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1186347/">Something Borrowed</a>.”</td></tr>
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“Mr. Undercover” on page 218 is a reference to the famous Tolkien parody, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored_of_the_Rings"><i>Bored of the Rings</i></a>. In that book, Frodo’s alias at the Prancing Pony, “Mister Underhill,” becomes “Mister Undercover.” Rather than going with a straightforward Tolkien pun here, I decided to go more obscure! <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A rare first edition <i>Bored of the Rings</i> that has <b>not</b> been dog-eared, resin-stained, and turned into a bong.</td></tr>
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“No sir, I’m a professor” on page 220 references a classic scene from <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080455/"><i>The Blues Brothers</i></a> (1980). When the brothers are asked if they’re the police, Elwood replies deadpan, “No ma’am, we’re musicians.”<br />
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Before seeing the premiere of the <i>Blues Brothers</i> back when I was a wee nerd, my buddy and I dressed up as Jake and Elwood, went to the mall, and had bogus photo IDs made. I am told that the clerk quit shortly thereafter, saying “Now I’ve seen everything.” On the way to the theater we stopped for White Castle. When the cashier asked, “Are you guys serious?” without skipping a beat I replied, “No, ma’am, we’re musicians.”<br />
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Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-47641191137717831982016-02-05T08:34:00.000-08:002016-02-05T08:36:39.473-08:00Page 210–211: Name-Calling: Who are Larry Talbot and Holmes & Rahe?Destiny Jones shows off her geek-fu when she refers to Nicholas Young as “Larry Talbot” (page 210). <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Talbot">Lawrence Stuart Talbot</a> was the title character in the 1941 monster movie <i>The Wolf Man</i>…along with subsequent sequels such as <i>Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man</i> (1943), <i>House of Frankenstein</i> (1944), <i>House of Dracula</i> (1945), and <i>Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein</i> (1948). He was portrayed in all these films by the great Lon Chaney Jr. This reference is Destiny’s way of connecting Nicholas to her college paper about classic movie monsters.<br />
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The <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmes_and_Rahe_stress_scale">Holmes & Rahe Stress Scale</a> (page 211) is a colloquial term for the Social Readjustment Rating Scale developed by psychologists Thomas Holmes and Richard Rahe in 1967 based on the idea that stress predisposes one to illness. The measure consists of 43 stressful life events such as job loss, moving, death of a loved one, etc. Each of these is assigned a predetermined number of “life change units”; in this scale, even positive events like marriage are considered to be stressors. A respondent’s score is based on the number of these events which have occurred in the past year, and the total number of life change units associated with them.Richard Kaczynskihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03900091638688143935noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397666032764369065.post-80944111379440855312016-02-04T07:32:00.000-08:002016-02-04T07:32:02.742-08:00Page 209: Charles Staniland WakeStaniland Wake (mentioned on page 209 of <i>The Billionth Monkey</i>) was an actual person, but you won’t find much written about him on the Web; <i>Oxford Reference</i> says “little seems to be known about his life.” The following paragraph about Wake is a previously unpublished outtake (cut for length) from my paper “Continuing Knowledge from Generation unto Generation” in the Oxford University Press anthology <a href="https://global.oup.com/academic/product/aleister-crowley-and-western-esotericism-9780199863075?cc=us&lang=en&"><i>Aleister Crowley and Western Esotericism</i></a> (2012):<br />
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Charles Staniland Wake (1835–1910) was an early anthropologist who published widely on phallicism and various other esoteric subjects. He presented his researches not only to the Anthropological Society,<sup>1</sup> but also contributed to several journals including the <i>Journal of Anthropology</i>, <i>Journal of the Anthropological Institute of Great Britain and Ireland</i>, and <i>American Anqituarian and Oriental Journal</i>.<sup>2</sup> He published a number of key books in the literature on phallicism, including <i>Serpent Worship and Other Essays</i> (1888) and, with Hodder Westropp (another member of the Anthropological Society), <i>Ancient Symbol Worship</i> (1875). Several of his papers were collected in the posthumous <i>Sacred Prostitution and Marriage by Capture</i> (1929).<sup>3</sup> His other books include <i>The Origin and Significance of the Great Pyramid</i> (London: Reeves & Turner, 1882) and <i>Vortex Philosophy, or the Geometry of Science</i> (Chicago: the author, 1907).</blockquote>
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<sup>1</sup> In 1871, the Anthropological Society of London and its old rival, the Ethnological Society, merged and formed the Royal Anthropological Institute of Great Britain and Ireland.<br />
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<sup>2</sup> Wake, C. Staniland, “The Influence of the Phallic Idea in the Religions of Antiquity,” <i>Journal of Anthropology</i> 1 no. 2 (1870): 199-227.<br />
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Wake, C. Staniland, “The Origin of Serpent-Worship,” <i>Journal of the Anthropological Institute of Great Britain and Ireland</i> 2 (1873): 373-90.<br />
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Wake, C. Staniland, “The Suastika and Allied Symbols,” <i>American Antiquarian and Oriental Journal</i> 16, no. 1 (1894): 41-3.<br />
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<sup>3</sup> Wake, C. Staniland, <i>Serpent Worship and Other Essays, with a Chapter on Totemism</i> (London: George Redway, 1888).<br />
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Westropp, Hodder M. & Wake, C. Staniland, <i>Ancient Symbol Worship. Influence of the Phallic Idea in the Religions of Antiquity, with an Introduction, Additional Notes, and an Appendix by Alexander Wilder, M.D.</i> Second edition (New York: J. W. Bouton, 1875).<br />
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Wake, G. (<i>sic</i>) S., <i>Sacred Prostitution and Marriage by Capture</i> (privately printed, 1929).</blockquote>
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